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For those of you familiar with James Lipton (from Inside the Actors Studio), he ends each episode of the show with a questionnaire that he first saw being used by Bernard Pivot. It's a very cool questionnaire, and I think it can tell you quite a bit about a person. So, I put myself in the chair, and here are my answers:

What is your favorite word?
Seksi

What is your least favorite word?
Work

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Cleverness

What turns you off?
A particular foul smell

What is your favorite curse word?
Slut-puppy

What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of a jet engine.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Whining

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States

What profession would you not like to do?
Janitor or toilet bowl cleaner

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Well done, good and faithful servant"

2011 Update
What is your favorite word?
Really

What is your least favorite word?
Work

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Cleverness

What turns you off?
Hackery

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of my son laughing.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Dex's temper tantrums

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States

What profession would you not like to do?
Rigger

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Still a good one — "Well done, good and faithful servant"